Before I go to bed:

Driving over two hours sucks

Driving over two hours in the dark sucks worse

Having to stand next to your dad’s piece of shit girlfriend for pictures sucks

Not being apart of your family much anymore and missing out on everything sucks

Listening to little kids bitch and whine because they don’t want to listen to their parents for two minutes to take a picture fucking sucks

Overly greasy pizza sucks and is wet tasting

Cleaning off eyeliner sucks

Algebra sucks

Studying for algebra sucks

And leaving your boyfriend when all you want to do is sleep next to him all warm and cozy fucking sucks

Goodnight

In just too tired to stay awake tonight

I wanted to do a little math homework and studying but damn I can’t even keep my eyes open so I guess I’m going to change and just foto bed way early and try to get up early too

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

I am home and I am so tired

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

lol even when were 10 and 19 my brother and I still act like we hate each other and it’s so funny

Brother is thinkinggggg

I had to sit next to my dad’s girlfriend. Of fucking course. Shoot me in the fucking face.

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God fucking dammit

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

megabuizel:

Team Aqua vs Team Magma

taplaos:

How else do you think Groudon got stuck on that dinky land? (´⊙ω⊙`)

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